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avatar dudebroman19401 4 year.agoI put the dishes in the dishwasher

I didnt know it could say no

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1. A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it?

The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

2. Why do fat girls give good head?

Cause they have to.

3. Roy Moore may have lost the Alabama election but at least he gets to host a new game show...

Are You Tighter Than a Fifth Grader?

4. What's black and eats pussy? (Xpost from r/antijokes)

Cervical cancer

5. Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there are targets on every corner.

6. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, if it is a man.

7. How can you tell if someone is a veteran?

Look for the cardboard sign.

8. My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.

9. Most of the german genocides...

Most of the german genocides can be swept under the carpet

10. [NSFW] Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period. Edit: This joke courtesy of the homeless guy outside the 7-11. I tipped him a beer.

11. How is the NBA like a box of crayons?

The whites are usually pretty useless

12. What's faster than a Jew running from a Nazi?

The Nazi

13. What's the difference between an 18 yr old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, It will not follow you around for two months.

14. Why is Auschwitz the best hotel in the world?

It got a million stars.

15. What did the rapist say to their victim?

Go ahead, call the police, we'll see who comes first.

16. Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times?

The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen.

17. What is the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?

One is on the cover of Playboy and one is on the cover of National Geographic.

18. I feel bad for muslims

I feel bad for muslims because they are all portrayed as being angry people I just think they just have a short fuse

19. What do you call a female rapper?

38 Cent

20. How do you get a black person on their knees?

"Oh say can you see..."

21. What do you call a black women who has had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter. __ xpost - r/sickipedia

22. Why did the autistic child not go to the party?

He wasn't invited

23. Why do gay men use ribbed condoms?

Traction in the mud

24. What did the pedophile say after getting out of prison?

"I feel like a kid again!"

25. If girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, where do transgenders go?

Hell

26. What do black people like to drive?

House prices down.

27. They say a woman's work is never done

that's probably why they get paid less

28. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make black guys run faster.

29. What's the difference between Santa and the Jews?

Santa goes down the chimney

30. Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs. Ethiopia soccer game?

Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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