kingstonabood 4 year.agoI want to try translating an Iraqi joke to English and see if it works. A man is sitting in a cafe...A man is sitting in a cafe when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting "Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest". The man runs out of the cafe angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair. The people in the cafe and the guy that told him are confused and ask what happened. The man says "this son of a bitch was just exaggerating, firstly, it was just a couple of trees he made it out like it was a forest, secondly, best friend he says?! It turns out I don't even know the guy". Thank you Edit: Thank you kind stranger for my first gold. The people of Iraq thank you too.
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Poor fellow died in new
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He was the ball
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Jackson jacks off
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[ THEY DONT EXIST ]
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