ppirtfection 4 year.agoThe devil went down to TennesseeOn an unrelated note, Charlie Daniels wasn’t that good at the violin.
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"Don't shoot, comrades!"
What does it matter if it's a cute liver failure or an ugly one? Just fix it!
Mabel picked up two potatoes the size of billiard balls when Marge commented, "Looks like my husbands balls". Mabel asked, "That large?". "No", replied Marge, "that dirty".
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says. He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either." He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."
Q: How many Irish Catholic Mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ahhh, don't you worry about that son, you just go out with your fancy women while I sit here home alone in the dark.
Brothel sprouts
Babar-sol.
They took 3 corpses into the lab and ran experiments. Subject 1 gets revived and thanks the scientists for saving him from Hell. Subject 2 gets revived and proceeds to scold the scientists for bringing him away from Heaven. Subject 3 gets revived and immediately runs away. When asked, he replies: "What the hell, I was playing Doom! Why'd you bring me here?"
My Lord grant that I may see The day when petrol is tax free, When traffic lights are always green And traffic jams are never seen, And wardens do not wait afar To plant a ticket on my car.
an erection in my sleep pants. But don't worry....I beat it single handed.
One man said, “I’ll take some H2O please”. The second man said “I’ll have some H2O, too”. The second man died.
Police say they've found 300 bodies but the death toll is expected to rise
When I was younger I used to think poop jokes were the greatest now at my age I would say there are a solid number two
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It was Reese’s niece’s thesis on feces.
My German mate isn't the brightest. I asked him if he knew what number comes after 8. He said no.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Won’t be making them any longer. Bummer.
You marry her
*loophole*
What the world really needs is a windshield wiper that won't hold parking tickets.
They drop more bombs than Lockheed Martin.
Eventually she will have to run out of pepper spray
Old Grimes is dead, that good old man, We ne’er shall see him more, For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
“We used a team of bees to lure the criminals to the scene and catch them in the act. It was a honey pot sting operation.”
The game was between the rodents and the insects. In the first half, the rodents were doing well, but in the second half, the centipede really pulled the weight of the insect team and ended up winning the game for them. After the insects were done celebrating, the spider went up to the centipede and said, "you did great, but where were you during the first half of the game?" The centipede replies, "I was putting on all of my shoes!"
I saw a job advertised for the cleaning company dealing with a very large skyscraper, cleaning all the mirrors in the building. I thought, there's a job I can see myself doing.
It's a bolognaese
He's really TARIFFIED!
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