Brucemoose1 4 year.agoA man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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Maybe they just want each other to shut up.
Because their was a gust of wind
He threw money in the chamber’s
Take your knee off the back of his neck
Snacky
Hopefully it doesn’t crash on me
I thought it would be a piece of cake!
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Horses give you a better ride.
Twix
One day I didn’t have a lot to do so I wanted to play Watch Dogs 2. (first you have to understand that the main character is black) After a while playing, I was getting busted by the police and then I got killed after a while of running Then I said in my mind: Holy shit, just like in our actual times.
Not only do they leave more girls for us, they take another dude with them, and the girls give us lesbian porn.
Skidmarks
Put floss over their eyes.
"are you sad?"
But, by the time i was old enough, they closed the chemical testing lab in my city.
The Fresh Prince of No Air
I have muscular degeneration in my legs.
The best part was watching his eyes close before his head hit the ball.
Especially now that he had a kid and really has to dissapear.
GONErrhea
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Oh wait. There was a Black person in the media, I assumed he’d been arrested.
Everyone KNEEds air
She hates when I call her that.
... Their wheelchairs
George Floyd by kneeling is somewhat like paying homage to Kobe Bryant by doing the helicopter.
Because mad cow was already taken!!!
There aren't nearly enough of them.
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ashtray
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