MaxQ50 4 year.agoSmartest presidentAn airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, 'I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.' The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag... Edit : Thank you for the rewards and upvotes !
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She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”
He said "France is"
If you can't do the time, don't do the chime.
When it’s “bring your kid to work day”
Pilgrims
He left Big Shoes to fill.
He said, "Well, I wouldn't count on it".
a scrubmarine!
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Broco-Lee
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Now he has stable WiFi
Now my phone is stuck on airplane mode.
Considering it was my first 4 A into programming
Me- Owww
Im always “eating disorder, eating dat order”
2 Na, of course.
Last time I told one, three little goats laughed so hard they fell off a bridge
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Because it's a soft drink.
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A new one popes up.
The smoke alarm wakes him
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