littleboy_xxxx 3 year.agoA husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice.“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she does”. That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, “what a perfect opportunity to test her hearing”. He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks; “What’s for dinner honey?” No answer. He moves closer. “What’s for dinner honey?” Still no answer. He moves even closer. “What’s for dinner honey?” Still his wife doesn’t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife. “What’s for dinner honey?” “FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN”
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A snow blower.
Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.
They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.
The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again
"I can, Sir...." WRONG! It was "Breast."
Gonorrhea
Grounded up and stored in a freezer
A pilot u racist bitch.
Brought to my house in a sack, peeled and boiled, cut up and eaten.
They're such an inspiration for me to act like I care.
Couse god gives them back time spent for parking their car.
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
Ground up and stored in the freezer
they both need a hit or two to get working
Onions was a good dog
The race
The broad's name? Melania
A delivery driver u racist cnt
A quarter pounder with cheese
I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children
A Guillatino
is proof that size doesn't matter
Walking people's fish.
Not there when I wake up.
Me (who skinned a black person): this is why nobody likes you
A MasterBaiter
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