3 year.agoIn 2017, Trump went to meet Vladimir Putin in Moscow...... They had dinner at the Kremlin and sat down afterwards alone for drinks and cigars and to discuss business. After a little bit Putin asks Trump "hey, you wanna see something?" and he rings a little bell that's sitting on the coffee table. A beautiful blond walks in to the room, kneels in front of Putin, and without a word starts giving him a blowjob right there in front of Trump. A few minutes go by and Putin smacks the blond once on the back of the head, she gets up, and without a word leaves the room. Putin smiles at Trump. "You wanna try too?" He asks. "Yes" says Trump enthusiastically "but please don't smack my head when you're done".
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A School Bus Full Of Children
She even had to stand in the back of the gas chamber.
When they stop working, give em a smack
Because the slow ones are in jail.
That isn't funny!
So I said " a psychiatrist"
The Italian plane has hair under its wings.
Because it means at least he's not a rapist.
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Yea that's the joke.
But I think its because she's a vegan now.
Racism has many faces.
Throw a penny off the cliff. How do you get two Jews to jump off a cliff? Tell them the penny is still down there
Show Off!
It only takes one nail to hang the picture
Aspies = people with Asperger's Syndrome.
The anchor
A quarter pounder with cheese!
cop shoots at a flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead
So she disabled the cheat codes.
A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it.
Faggocytosis
The white family survives because the kids were in school and the parents were at work.
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.
At least they're still born
It's called The Voices.
Because that’s the closest I can get to a slave these days
-Ate an 8 year old sausage -Drank 10 year old cream -Ate 9 and 11 year old buns
it's nice to see he's finally found somebody.
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