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avatar Strong_Prize8778 25 day.agoTwo hunters are out on a hunting trip

The leave at dawn and begin wandering deeper and deeper into the woods. After many hours of hunting they eventually realise it is beginning to get dark. Neither one wants to admit it though. After getting so deep into the woods that they are completely lost they eventaully decide that it is getting dark. They begin eandering in another direction trying to escape the forest. After many hours of trying to escape, they eventually agree that they are lost. One of the hunters has the idea of fire shots in the air to ask for help. So he tells the other Hunter the fire three shots in the air or he sets up camp. When they are about to go to bed he asks the other hunter to try one more time. The other hunter says no I can’t. I only have one arrow left.

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LGBBQ

2. Wanna hear a funny joke?

Women’s rights.

3. What do you call black comedy?

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4. If my girlfriend had a dollar for every time I made a sexist joke...

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5. What's black and screams really loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

6. "I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven, didn't it?" I asked the girl at the bar.

"Yeah" she laughed, "but what can you do?" I said, "You could have tried landing on your feet rather than your face."

7. What animal has five legs?

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8. Joe Biden must be getting hit the hardest by COVID-19

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9. Society is like eating an oreo

Everyone treats the black part preferentially but its the white part that they enjoy the most

10. What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza?

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11. What's the similarity between criticizing Xi Jinping on Reddit and in China.

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12. I want to be free.

Just as free as the blacks are.

13. Why did the negro call an ambulance from the toilet?

He took a shit and thought he was falling apart.

14. What do rednecks do at Halloween?

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15. What's the difference between my wife and my dog?

My dog doesn't get mad at me when I pull him out of the trunk.

16. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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17. Definition of irony:

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She didn’t have her seatbelt on

23. "Dad, why mom is Asian, you are black and I'm white?"

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24. Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, they never get old!!!

25. What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

26. Eminem suffered a serious concussion

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27. What is the difference between a skateboard and a male baby.

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