OZFox42 13 day.agoGranddad's still got it...An elderly couple were spending the weekend with their adult grandchildren, staying overnight on Saturday before heading home Sunday evening. When the grandfather found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's bathroom cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said to him, "I don't think you should take one. They're quite strong and very expensive." "How much?" his grandfather asked him. "$10 a pill," his grandson replied. "I don't mind the cost, but I'd still like to try one, and before we leave, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the grandson found $110 under his pillow. He called his grandfather and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110." "Yeah I know, the $100 is from your grandma!"
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Me neither
“I don’t know.” You sick fuck.
Unless if you need to film that rape scene
Cows usually live 20 years
It didn't cure him, but it sure as hell taught him what his ass was for!
I'll tell you later
The dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
Slick her hair back she looks like a 4 year old boy.
I should try not to laugh so hard.
When they see an x and a y they get triggered.
To beat the crowd.
They don’t want to get caught steeling from your car
Didn’t John F Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
It was my aunt’s babyshower
V-Guard
But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my ass and sent me back over the border.
They are similar to the new macOS, a big sur
Because it's everyday bro
does anybody know why this Muslim guy keep on saying crazy w o r dddd ssssss
Pull the pin and throw it back
When she burps, you hear babies cry
Chinkies!
Pig roast
"choking noises"
How can you tell that your acne is really getting out of hand? The blind starts reading your face.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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