mmaduska 13 day.agoA man jogging on the beach hears a woman crying…He approaches and sees a woman with no arms and legs laying on a towel. “Is everything okay?” He asks “No” she says “because I have no arms or legs I’ve never been kissed” The man looks around to be sure no one is looking and then leans down and gives the woman a kiss. “Oh thank you so much!” She exclaimed. The man jogged along, happy he could help the woman. The very next day the man is jogging along the beach and again hears a woman crying. As he approaches he sees the same woman and again asks what’s wrong. “Well, as you can see I have no arms or legs and therefore have never been fucked” she says. The man looks around nervously to be sure nobody is looking, quickly picks the woman up and tosses her into the ocean and yells: “There! Now you’re fucked!”
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I almost lost Michael. ​ edit: Sorry, my dyslexic cunt of a son just hacked into my account
It was born ready.
Because they have Targets
Because the Atom Bomb is bright
No matter how many times I beat her, She never breaks.
They won't clean your dishes and they leave you with a nasty rash.
It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
Throw a cookie off a cliff in Ethiopia
Two hours, one joke.
a Japanegro
So they can see how it feels to live with an irritated cunt
must of been one hell of a salesman.
She ran away screaming.
None they beat the room because its black
Daddy’s rotting corpse
...until hunting season opens & they can fill their tags.
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Rest in piece .
Because bitches love to bring up the past
-1
So I held her at gunpoint.
What makes them tick?
Everywhere.
No customs officer is going to anal cavity search a fat eight year old boy.
He's just been charged.
A milk sheik.
It won’t stop running.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
It's not big and it's not clever.
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