mcarterphoto 3 day.agoTwo explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and continued exploring, when suddenly they were surrounded by an African tribe. Fierce jungle warriors, wrapped in animal skins and wearing necklaces of human teeth and ears, pointing razor-sharp spears at the terrified explorers. The tribal chief approached them and cried out, "You have stolen the idol of our ancestors!!! You must now choose your fate!" He pointed to the first explorer and said "Death, or Bongo-Bongo?" The explorer didn't need long to think: "Well, I sure don't want to die, I' guess I'll take that Bongo-Bongo". The tribe leapt upon him, tore off all of his clothes, bent him over a tree stump, and one by one brutally "had their way" with him. One after the other, five, ten, twenty warriors, each more vicious than the last. Finally, it was over. The explorer staggered away, blood streaming down his bruised thighs. He collapsed sobbing on the ground as the chief pointed to the second explorer. "What shall be your choice? Death... or Bongo Bongo??" The explorer shook his head. "After seeing that, I guess I'll just choose death!" "SO BE IT!!!" The chief called. "DEATH BY BONGO BONGO!!!"
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His name was Ahhhhhhh
Never mind it was a really fat woman being raped
Cecil is an African lion Al Sharpton is a lyin African
All respirators were already in use at the hospital
Bitches love to be called beautiful
To beat the crowd.
A black man with the whitest smile
A white woman calling the cops on black people named karen
Because one did not kill himself and the other has touched little boys
Jewish people getting gasses
My friend died this week of complications related to alcoholism. We are writing his obituary which is written with generally a serious tone. But, he was a very funny guy and we think the best way to honor him would be to make a small joke about his issues. This is definitely very crude...but any ideas?
12 One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-light bulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
She wakes up hoping to see a family sitting at the tree getting presents but she is an orhoan and has one present left for her wher eits a baby doll with a string attached to it and she pulls it back and lets the message ring but instead she hears ”Jeffery Epstein didnt kill himself” and then hears ticking afterwards which the orphanage blows up
Funny how that works
If too many of them died, it would drive the market prices up
A fridge doesn't moan when u put meat in it.
2.Who’s there 1.Rey 2.Rey who 1.Reycist scum bag
To breathe like bitches.
I had no idea, his accent threw me off.
Niggers like to be called nice.
Pain in the neck
Because Donald Trump needs more air to keep talking out of his ass.
none. they beat the bulb for being broke and arrest the room for being black (creds: justaboy/YT)
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
They both went out on a limb by taking a knee for Black lives
I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.
Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot
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