mcarterphoto 3 day.agoTwo explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and continued exploring, when suddenly they were surrounded by an African tribe. Fierce jungle warriors, wrapped in animal skins and wearing necklaces of human teeth and ears, pointing razor-sharp spears at the terrified explorers. The tribal chief approached them and cried out, "You have stolen the idol of our ancestors!!! You must now choose your fate!" He pointed to the first explorer and said "Death, or Bongo-Bongo?" The explorer didn't need long to think: "Well, I sure don't want to die, I' guess I'll take that Bongo-Bongo". The tribe leapt upon him, tore off all of his clothes, bent him over a tree stump, and one by one brutally "had their way" with him. One after the other, five, ten, twenty warriors, each more vicious than the last. Finally, it was over. The explorer staggered away, blood streaming down his bruised thighs. He collapsed sobbing on the ground as the chief pointed to the second explorer. "What shall be your choice? Death... or Bongo Bongo??" The explorer shook his head. "After seeing that, I guess I'll just choose death!" "SO BE IT!!!" The chief called. "DEATH BY BONGO BONGO!!!"
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None they will just beat it for being dark
One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic
Because there are schools all over America.
Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit
Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.
'No', says God
women
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Especially their ability to believe bullshit.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
Simply inject poison into your bloodstream to take revenge on those annoying insects.
“The paramedic said he's probably paralyzed for life.”
She’s been dead a few years but I still play with her
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