Torpemaha 7 year.agoSex with the priest's wifeJack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks him what he's really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago".
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.... shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler."
You go on a head, ill hang around right here
Rose, again.
It's my false-etto voice.
A Moo-rine Biologist.
He hits a gnome run
Carlos!
Their chateau.
Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.
They'll always live well.
They put an apron
Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!
I gave her a hug
It's because people always throw hissyfits
None of the circuits run to ground.
Copy that.
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After she explained it to me it made cents
one in 3 million can be a human
The princess ordered a mountain do.
A desserter
... because absence makes the heart go Fonda
You so early
Because he would have ryzen
As the joke that dad will tell his 20-year-old son will not be the same as the one he tells his seven-year-old son
It means a lot to him
Baroque music.
Because they don't have the guts.
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