LetsBeJolly 7 year.agoA man knocks on the door and asks the woman " Do you have a vagina? "A woman hears a knock on the door and when she opens the door a man asks this. Man: Do you have a vagina? Woman slams the door in disgust The next morning she hears a knock again and answers the door. The man asks the same question Man: do you have a vagina? She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband comes home from work she tells him what's happened the past 2 days. The husband says in a concerned voice "Honey I'm going to take the day off work tomorrow and stay with you incase that creep shows again". The next day there is a knock at the door again, both the husband and wife rush to the door, the husband whispers " I'm going to hide behind the door, if he asks the question again say yes because I want to know where he's going with this" The man asks again " do you have a vagina?" Woman answers " yes actually I have a vagina, why? " The man replies " oh wow good! That means you can tell your husband to start using it and leave my wife's alone!".
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She said they did unspeakable things to her.
...after their flight was delayed and they had to stay in Birmingham
Micheal Jackson’s hand
Their criminal record.
"Throw your laundry in!" The room went silent... Choking back the tears, I said, "My brother was an epileptic and died in the bath." "Oh my god I'm so sorry!" he said embarrassed. I said, "Yeah, he choked to death on a sock!"
The black kid because he's 20.
I'd like a medium Sprite with that.
sorry
Is it domestic violence or child abuse?
"Mad cow disease" was already taken.
To get the quarter back.
I depends on how many ash trays the car has
Cancer jokes get old after awhile.
Every time somebody calls, "B-29," they seem to disappear.
They asked me what is most commonly found inside cells. Turns out black people wasn't the right answer.
The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Because he finally passed
I can finally use black people as currency again.
They’re all in my basement.
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The boy's mother looked disgusted. "WHAT!? You go and tell your father right away!" The boy approached his father." Dad, I had sex with my school teacher today". His mother was shaking her head in disgust. The boy's dad frowned, then said "WELL DONE, SON! You're a man now." The boy's mother threw her arms up and stormed out. "To congratulate you, I'll take you to buy that bicycle you've wanted for a while, right now!" So the father and son buy the bike and leave the shop. As the pair walk, with the boy pushing the bike, the proud father asks "why aren't you riding your new bike, son?" The boy replies, "because my arse is still killing me, Dad".
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Chris "Fuck, I hit her a bit too hard this time".
... his mother told him not to play with guns. But it went in one ear and out the other. [Source] (http://www.sickipedia.net/j/Crime/Suicide/46218)
Black people would rob me.
She slept in our daughter's room.
That's just mean...
Flashbacks.
“Usually an overdose.”
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