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avatar 6 year.agoWhy is Iphone X perfect for a orphan?

Because it has no home button.

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1. Good morning class. Can anyone tell me how Kelly Preston died?

"I can, Sir...." WRONG! It was "Breast."

2. What's green, yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea

3. I like my women how I like my coffee....

Grounded up and stored in a freezer

4. So, I heard John Travolta got rid of his beard this weekend.

5. What do u call a Muslim pilot?

A pilot u racist bitch.

6. I like my hookers how I like my potatoes.

Brought to my house in a sack, peeled and boiled, cut up and eaten.

7. John Travolta's wife, actress Kelly Preston died today.

They're such an inspiration for me to act like I care.

8. Why do women live longer than men?

Couse god gives them back time spent for parking their car.

9. Why is it called premenstrual syndrome (PMS)

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

10. I like my women like my coffee

Ground up and stored in the freezer

11. BLUE LIVES MURDER

12. What is similar between a black man and a dirt bike?

they both need a hit or two to get working

13. I went out to the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions. It made me cry...

Onions was a good dog

14. What did Usain bolt finish that Hitler couldn't

The race

15. Did you know Trump sought sexual services from abroad?

The broad's name? Melania

16. What do you call a Blackman driving a mail van

A delivery driver u racist cnt

17. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

18. In light of Wayfair gate

I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children

19. What do you call a spanish execution?

A Guillatino

20. China having the world's largest population

is proof that size doesn't matter

21. What was Jesus' after school job?

Walking people's fish.

22. You're like a dream.

Not there when I wake up.

23. Police: you are arrested for having black skin

Me (who skinned a black person): this is why nobody likes you

24. What do you call a horny fisherman?

A MasterBaiter

25. I asked my boyfriend if i was the only one, he's been with.

He said "yes the others were atleast sevens or eights"

26. What’d you call a Chinese paedophile?

Fuk ‘em yung !!!

27. How do you kill a clown?

Stab it repeatedly

28. What starts with A, ends with N, and means ending the life of a child?

African

29. When did hitler kill himself?

After he saw the gas bill

30. I just got my 23&me results back - they say I’m Asian

I’m pretty sure I’m not though, I have 3 daughters. I would’ve killed 2 of them by now.

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