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avatar ikindoflikememes 6 year.agoA daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees
Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
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avatar FrenzyKevlar 6 year.agoWhy dont Jews eat pussy?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
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avatar itsyaboiaids66 6 year.agoWhy are some girls lesbian
Because the mods are hogging all the dicks
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avatar ThrowawayButNoMain 6 year.agoWhy doesn’t Santa bring presents to black people?
Because jails haven’t needed chimneys since the holocaust
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avatar dyaan_arvind 6 year.agoHow many wrinkles does a cunt have?
smile ill count them for ya. ​
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avatar wackoclown 6 year.agoCongratulations USA
Zero school shootings so far this year.
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avatar sodomicity 6 year.agoISIS announced that they would be hiring feminists for suicide bombing.
Apparently, it's very easy to trigger them.
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