ThrowawayButNoMain 6 year.agoWhy doesn’t Santa bring presents to black people?Because jails haven’t needed chimneys since the holocaust
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Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
He wiped his ass!
>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<
It hasn’t come out yet.
>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<
.....because he got the gas bill
Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.
... None. It's a hardware problem.
The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)
....... Someone will be losing a trailer!
My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.
Because Dawn is tough on grease.
Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .
She preferred to wash up onshore.
Nahtzee
It’s an Italian suppository.
…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.
She seemed surprised.
A neck-tarine
Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help
On the dark side
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An Uber.
"Knife to see you."
I lied it was a gas chamber
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