Intergalactic_Toast 6 year.agoIf you're thinking about killing yourself, just rememberTo become an organ donor first you selfish piece of shit.
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All the great ones are white.
Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here" Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here" Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here" Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here" Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !" _____ xpost - r/sickipedia
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She has a separate entrance for black dick.
So Mohammed said, "my faith can move skyscrapers"
Like hunger and insecurity.
Because they're all stolen.
5 year old in my trunk
They asked for a ginger to be cast in the live action Little Mermaid movie, but unfortunately the casting director was severely dyslexic
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it's full of transfats
Susan, 31, is only 5 miles from me looks a good one...
It's fucking childish.
He goes into the kitchen and asks his mother: "Mom, can I have some chocolate?" The mother goes: "You know the rule: no arms, no chocolate" The boy starts crying and his mother goes: "I'm just kidding! Here, catch!"
An interracial couple that got what's coming to them.
A: The finish line to the Boston marathon
Gangrape
I'd have so much money that I'd probably get mugged by a black guy.
Apparently niggers wasn't the right answer.
The dog because he shuts up after you let him in.
It's called Trycoxagain.
Cause They Can’t Stand Up For Themselves.
Some black guy came up to me and said, "Nice shirt faggot, did your mommy pick it for you?" I replied, "No actually, your grandparents did."
Every time someone offers you food you fat Cunt...
Their criminal record.
Women
And he did something really romantic and proposed to her on the spot to make her feel better. So you see that ladies, us men can be romantic and spontaneous, it's that we just don't like long term commitments.
A man walks into a bar and begins to order a beer, "O-O-One b-beer p-please." The bartender responds, "Hey man, I used to have the same stuttering problem. Then I went home, asked my wife to give me some head, and the next day I was cured." After hearing this the man rushed off before even getting his beer. The next day, the man returns and again orders a beer, "O-One b-b-b-beer p-please". The bartender asks, "didn't work huh?". The man replies, "No, b-b-b-but you have a l-l-lovely house!"
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