ThrowawayButNoMain 6 year.agoWhy doesn’t Santa bring presents to black people?Because jails haven’t needed chimneys since the holocaust
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She started her period. Edit: This joke courtesy of the homeless guy outside the 7-11. I tipped him a beer.
The whites are usually pretty useless
The Nazi
When you dump a load in the washer, It will not follow you around for two months.
It got a million stars.
Go ahead, call the police, we'll see who comes first.
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen.
One is on the cover of Playboy and one is on the cover of National Geographic.
I feel bad for muslims because they are all portrayed as being angry people I just think they just have a short fuse
38 Cent
"Oh say can you see..."
A crime fighter. __ xpost - r/sickipedia
He wasn't invited
Traction in the mud
"I feel like a kid again!"
Hell
House prices down.
that's probably why they get paid less
They both make black guys run faster.
Santa goes down the chimney
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
A black guy runs crying home to his mom saying “all the other kids in my class know their ABC’s, but I only got as far as H. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied. “It's because you're black”. A couple of days later he runs crying home again. “All the other kids know how to count to 100, but I only got to 32. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied again. “It's because you're black”. The next day he runs home with a big grin on his face saying, “me and the other boys measured our dicks and mine was the biggest. Is it because I'm black?” No, said his mom. “It's because all the kids are 6 years old and you're 29”.
It's simple meth.
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.
Especially when they didn't jump.
All over the place.
Pepper-spray
Because it's the future.
The feather... The nigger was stopped by the rope
HIV
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