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avatar Niz99 6 year.agoA big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc? We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

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1. Why can’t feminists do algebra?

When they see an x and a y they get triggered.

2. Why do riot police get up so early in the morning?

To beat the crowd.

3. Why don’t black people show up in the dark on a camera

They don’t want to get caught steeling from your car

4. Politicians always lie

Didn’t John F Kennedy promise to serve a full term?

5. I never go to any party because last time I beat the organizer.

It was my aunt’s babyshower

6. Who called it panties and not

V-Guard

7. After I was abducted by the aliens, I begged and pleaded with them not to butt-probe me.

But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my ass and sent me back over the border.

8. What are guys after quarantine?

They are similar to the new macOS, a big sur

9. Why was no one surprised when Jake Paul got arrested?

Because it's everyday bro

10. plane ride

does anybody know why this Muslim guy keep on saying crazy w o r dddd ssssss

11. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

12. Bitch sucked so much dick

When she burps, you hear babies cry

13. What did Velma from Scooby Doo say when she saw some Chinese people?

Chinkies!

14. What is it called when you insult a cop?

Pig roast

15. What does cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

"choking noises"

16. This one is for the blind

How can you tell that your acne is really getting out of hand? The blind starts reading your face.

17. How do you make a blonde drown?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

18. What do Christopher Reed and tall people bending over have in common?

“Ow, my spine!”

19. You see, I don’t ever want a daughter...

They’ll just hold you down, Look what happened to Kobe

20. Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

One says to the other, let’s go in and get shitfaced.

21. Why did the blonde girl have square boobs?

She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

22. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

23. An interesting fun fact about Kobe

He was born black Died blacker

24. It's sad to see a bicycle sink into the canal.

Especially when you realise there isn't a cyclist on it.

25. A man goes into a bar where loud music is playing.

He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. ‘Would you like to dance?’ he asks her. ‘I really don’t like this song,’ she replies, ‘and even if I did I wouldn’t dance with you.’ ‘I don’t think you heard me correctly,’ says the man. ‘I said you look fat in those pants.’

26. What's long, black and smells like shit?

The unemployment line.

27. why am i anti-vax?

because i'm a necrophiliac pedophile.

28. I brought a trampoline and bounced on it

Until it went into labor Edit: Until it had a miscarriage

29. What’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?

After a bullets killed someone it’s been fired

30. I like to give the families of coma victims hope....

By placing a half eaten sandwich in their hand

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