neosapien20 5 year.agoTwelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell. Then all the other bells started to ring.
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They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
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He put the flour all over his face, walked over to his mom, and said "look mama, im white!" His mom slapped him across his face and said, go show your father what youve done. So he walks over to his father and says "look papa, im white!" His father slapped him across his face and sent him back to his mother. "Well?," his mother said, "did you learn anything?" "Yeah," said the little black boy, "i learned that ive been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you fucking niggers"
Inherited.
whilst thinking of my sister. "That's a terrible sin," he said, "especially as you have a gorgeous younger brother." ____________ x-post: r/sickipedia
Nigger.
Win or lose, you're still retarded.
Because it's too close to the gas chamber
A Sandy Hook.
I guess they are aimed for younger audience
An idiot who forgot to take it out on time.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
Batman could go to a store without Robin...
Or just mine?
After five or six of 'em he wouldn't be able to drive for shit and nothing he said would make any damn sense.
If men were literally dickheads then headbanging would be a real thing
The first is a superhero. The other is a command!
Like “I am having a stroke”
Ten fucking minutes of peace and quiet.
There's no dental records and the DNA's all the same.
for reacting too much
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.
It’s called the right to remain silent.
Because they're shitty actors
...but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
Duct tape.
Black people have centuries of experience serving. And appearing at the courts, for that matter. _____ xpost: r/sickipedia
How many times does 42 go into 15?
A coat hanger
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