littleboy_xxxx 3 year.agoAs Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants...Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' ...Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack. “Try these on,” she said. Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!"
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Because there are schools all over America.
Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit
Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.
'No', says God
women
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Especially their ability to believe bullshit.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
Simply inject poison into your bloodstream to take revenge on those annoying insects.
“The paramedic said he's probably paralyzed for life.”
She’s been dead a few years but I still play with her
because he got hit by a truck
...knee to nose basis...
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