forko23 3 year.agoA man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box! The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box! The man replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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Because being wrong is for women
Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in
The Fairy.
The pencil has a point
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
A gorilla caused nationwide backlash
The wheelchair.
Goo loo king nee guo
Fuck knows?
......they only land with old people
Stephen Hawking in a house fire
Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.
Putting the infant into infantry.
Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.
Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.
R6S has defenders...
Poke em young!
They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."
I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.
Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.
Unfertilised.
Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
You can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally!
Halfway.
- Oh no, my gum is bleeding again
as they turn the corner a hundred feet in front of them they see some skinheads standing outside the liquor store. The skinheads spot them and start running towards them. The two Jews panic and one says “Abe, Abe, Before we get mugged here’s that 20 bucks I owe ya”’
They both want to be real boys.
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