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elliot91 10 year.agoTIL Rosa Parks died because she didn't want to go to the back of the ambulance.

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Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoGetting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle.

It's easy when I have a knife.

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Hitler435 10 year.agoIf god is black

If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him.

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CletusTheAborted 10 year.agoHow do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her your wife wants abortion rights. Then tell her its because the baby is a girl.

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Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoMy Indian girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial

I nearly came on the spot.

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XzX_z3 10 year.agoForgive Me Father

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoWhat do black guys have that’s double the size of most white men and gets bigger every time they touch a white woman?

Their criminal record.

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Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoI told a rape joke to my wife and she flipped shit. "Rape jokes aren't funny. How you think that makes the victims feel?"

Apparently "That depends on the girth" was not the right answer.

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10 year.agoWhats the difference between a Glock .45 and my cock?

Kid stops crying when the gun goes off in it's mouth

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Direct_ecneulfnI 10 year.agoWhat makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.