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avatar Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoI once knew a girl who was gang raped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
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avatar paula_sutton 10 year.agoSure, white people can't say the "n word" but.......
at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
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avatar Swankified_Tristan 10 year.agoSo an airplane is crashing to the ground....
The pilot comes out and says, "We need to get rid of some extra weight. Let's go in alphabetical order... starting with... the Africans." Nobody comes out. "Okay," the pilot says. "Are there any *black* people on board?" Still, nobody makes a move. The pilot, getting a bit frustrated asks, "Okay, how about *colored* people?" A little black boy in the back turns to his dad and asks, "Daddy, aren't we all of those things?" The boy's father replies, "No, son. Today we're niggers. The Mexicans can go first."
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avatar 11 year.agoWhy do Asians have really squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are really bright.
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avatar danilka69 11 year.agoJesus, take the wheel
Carlos take the stereo and I'll take lookout
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avatar russomd 11 year.agoI was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
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avatar 11 year.agoWhat's black and covered in cobwebs?
Most of the jokes on this sub.
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avatar golfwang86 11 year.agoWhat's the difference between Paul Walker and a Computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
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avatar THESOYMILK 11 year.agoHow do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?
By putting flowers on the grave
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avatar slowshot 11 year.agoDid you hear the Score of the Egypt vs. Ethiopia soccer game?
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
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