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avatar rayzon1 1 day.agoWhat do you call vegan bbq ribs?
Fibs
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avatar cessna120 1 day.agoThe author of the Iliad tried comedy before he got into poetry, but couldn't make anyone laugh.
People have no appreciation for Homer.
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avatar ZollersFan 1 day.agoWhy did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
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avatar barewear2267 1 day.agoIf two wrongs don't make a right what does two rights make?
The opposite direction
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avatar NativeAMIRican 1 day.agoWhat do The Brady Bunch and That '70s Show have in common?
They're both about Forman living all together.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 day.agoWhat do you call a friar on the wrong side of the law?
Felonious monk.
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avatar iShitSkittles 1 day.agoI asked a waitress for a quickie today...
Turns out that's not how to say *quiche* and boy oh boy was I left with egg on my face!
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avatar BigBadDad_Stache 1 day.agoWhat does a pirate 🏴‍☠️ look for in a woman?
A big chest and lots of booty!
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avatar Mysterious-Diet9187 1 day.agoA teacher asked a student, "What was the assignment?"
The student replied, "Write an essay in 1000 words." The teacher asked, "Then why did you just draw a painting?" The student answered, "Because a painting is worth a thousand words."
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avatar OwenMcCarthy0625 1 day.agoWhat do Christians and mice have in common?
They both love Cheeses. (Credit: Instagram— @chrissyfresca)
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