A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier responds, "Sorry, we don't have any grapes here." The next day, the same duck walks into the same store and asks the same cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" Annoyed, the cashier says, "No, I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes. And if you come back asking for grapes again, I'll nail your beak to the floor!" The following day, the duck returns to the store and cautiously asks the cashier, "Do you have any nails?" The cashier replies, "No, why would we have nails?" The duck then asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

A pair of knickers

2 na

A Geep

A murmured.

Don’t worry,they’ll lettuce know!

Hot, because you can catch cold.

Because every time he put his ballpen on a cow to write, the cow got tickled and moved away.

Now his new nickname is plum bob