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avatar MeaningfullyThat 2 year.agoWhat do you call a dinosaur who crashed his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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avatar MeaningfullyThat 2 year.agoWhy do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
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avatar MeaningfullyThat 2 year.agoWhy do beets always win?
They're un-beet-able
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avatar ComeAbout 2 year.agoSince it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.
About 280 years after to be precise.
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avatar bpthompson999 2 year.agoTo every last man out there celebrating Fathers Day... [NSFW]
All of you are real mother fuckers.
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avatar Falkite 2 year.agoHow does a feminist screw in a lightbulb?
She puts the lightbulb up to the ceiling and waits for the world to revolve around her
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avatar ApUmKinFaCe 2 year.agoI(16F) just thought of this joke and I hope it increases my chances of becoming a dad someday
A man decides to make some macaroni at his home after work. He was really tired but eventually he made a dish to be proud of. He looks around his kitchen drawers for any of his plastic forks but can’t find any so he decides to just use a spoon. A few minutes later his girlfriend comes home and asks for some of his macaroni. He complies and hands her a spoon so she can eat with him. “Why a spoon”, she asks. The man replied, “I’ve run out of forks to give”
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avatar etherarcher 3 year.agoMy 5 year old just ran out of her room to tell me this joke she just thought up: what did the cow say after he was fed?
Moooooooooore! I've never been this proud of anything in my life.
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avatar ShadowMasterUvLegend 3 year.agoPutin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon and it’s starting to lose altitude. They need to lose some weight to stop from crashing. Putin throws out a bottle of vodka and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” Biden throws out an AR-15 and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” Zelensky throws out Putin and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” and looks at Biden smugly as they crash anyways due to the massive weight of Zelensky's balls.
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avatar Dongwaffler 3 year.agoI asked my wife “So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?” And you know what she said?
“Please for the love of god could you stop wearing my bras!”
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