Gross domestic product.

Because it has no home button.

The jewish man gives his son a shotgun and tells him to shoot anyone he sees except any black people while the jewish man takes the money by blowing up the vault. So they head over to the bank to attempt the robbery. The plan goes well with dead bodies and $3,000,000. The jewish man sees a black man in the process of escaping the bank and gives him 5,000$, telling him to flee. When the black son and the black man stepped out the bank, the police were there waiting for the culprits. The police, seeing the money on the black man and the gun with the black son, shoots them both killing them. The police men happy with their success heads back to their department and the jewish man happy with his success goes to the orphanage to buy himself another black son.

I would never punch a kid.

Or just mine?

Jews couldn’t resist free train rides, free showers and free summer camp

Its always too soon

Its just not funny when they’re being forced onto you Edit: Holy shit thanks for all the upvotes bois, I honestly thought up of this joke whilst falling asleep and thought it was too good to not post. Thanks

Everyone's a skeleton

They said that they are afraid that I might kill myself. Well, let me put that to rest, because suicide is the last thing I’ll ever do.