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avatar MikeyLikey6996 2 mon.agoWhat’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid for a Garbanzo bean on my face.
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avatar obsessivepinkguyfan 3 mon.agoDark humor is like religious texts.
There's never any new material.
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avatar Barkeep_Butler 3 mon.agoWhy don’t you have sex at Olive Garden?
Cause when you’re there, you’re family.
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avatar Murky_Strain2107 3 mon.agoA big story
Once there was boy who had no dick, the boys tries all type of methods to get a dick but unfortunately nothing worked. One day the boy randomly sees a poster saying “go to the dick guru and you’ll get big dick” The boy gets excited and gets ready to meet the guru. But the guru was staying on top the Himalayas And to get to the top of Himalayas there was long rope. The boy then holds the rope and finally reaches the top of Himalayas and meet the guru The boy the asks the guru “ guru ji, i want get a dick” Guru then replies “son go and take a bath in this pond and u will have a long dick” The boy then goes to the pond and takes a bath. After taking a bath the boy suddenly gets a dick and then he begins to wonder “in just one bath a got such a long dick, how long will the guru ji dick will be” The boy then goes and asks the guru “ in just one bath i got such a long dick, how long is ur dick The guru ji replies “ the rope u which held while you’re climbing up that’s my dick”
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avatar goodguyarchie 3 mon.agoI know who started the LA wildfires.
It was vault tech… now they don’t have to pay to make the set of fallout season 2 Credit to my friend Alex who told me this joke but he was worried he would get backlash. If you find it funny tell Alex good one 💀👍
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avatar testawayacct 3 mon.agoI'm bisexual.
That means I'm half gay on my Little League coach's side.
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avatar KeepItBetweenDitches 3 mon.agoWho’s the one celebrity you never want to meet?
Chris Hansen
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avatar Own_Personality_7388 3 mon.agoWhat's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo on my face
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avatar H1ghP1ckHEGALE 3 mon.ago[ Removed by Reddit ]
[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the [content policy](/help/contentpolicy). ]
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avatar H1ghP1ckHEGALE 3 mon.agoWhat's the difference between a Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both get what they want by force.
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