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avatar annoyingpro1 5 mon.agoOnce the person is a good musician, it doesn't pickup a gun.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 5 mon.agoA scene in the Post Office
A guy walked into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them. His curiosity got the better of him so he walked over to the man and asked him what he was doing. The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'" “But why?" asked the guy. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
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avatar joblesslypaid 5 mon.agoA man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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avatar Seatrin 5 mon.agoHow does an emo like to float in the water?
Down the river!! Lmao
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avatar No-Astronaut2399 5 mon.agoI asked my girlfriend if she'd like a throbbing head that spouts regular gushes of hot sticky mess, unfortunately it's still me that's got sinusitis.
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avatar NAKUTO1XD 5 mon.agoWhats the simmilarity betweek a twinkie and a twink?
They are both filled with cream
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avatar EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 5 mon.agoWatching Muhammad Ali fight dementia was better than the Tyson and Paul fight.
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avatar TCK1979 5 mon.ago“We must never allow politics to ruin our friendships!” - Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl
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avatar sherktheonion 6 mon.agoWhat is Jerry Sandusky's favorite penalty?
Illegal touching
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avatar AbortedPhoetus 6 mon.agoWhy was the Black Dahlia cut in half?
Because the killer wanted to make Elizabeth short.
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