A flappuccino.

A square root.

Because seven was a known six offender.

I told them how how I found this girl tied to a rail track. Being a gentleman, I untied her and took her back to my place. They stared at me in awe as I recounted the evening. We had the best night and made passionate love over and again. In every room of the house. One of my friends said: "Wow man. That's amazing. What did she look like?" "I don't know." I said. "I never did find the head."

Person 1: "My Ass"

Me :: "Ok, this isn't working out."

I told him to dump her and get a hotter one

Inside, was an unattractive, overweight woman, sitting on her sleeping bag, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. The man, concerned he was soaking wet and likely to catch a cold, peeked into the open tent-flap. "Excuse me ma'am, it's raining out here, mind if I come in to get out of the rain for a little while?" "Sure," the woman replied, "On one condition. No funny business." The man agreed and entered the tent. He sat down on the sleeping bag next to her. A few minutes later, the woman let out a loud fart. "1:0," she said. Five minutes went by, she ripped off another one, "2:0." The man was curious. "Ma'am, why are you farting then giving out the score?" The woman responded, "I'm a bit bored, there's not much to do, so I thought I'd start a farting competition." "Sounds like you're winning," said the man. He decided to beat her at her own game, and let out a massively loud fart which shook the tent. "2:1," he said, ripping off another one, "2:2." She looked at him, somewhat impressed, "You're fucking good at this!" Determined to win, she ripped off another fart, only this time she ended up shitting the sleeping bag. She blew a whistle, and said, "Half-time, change sides."

when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a rooftop, squirming around appearing aroused, and he thought to himself "I wonder if I flew down there with my super speed and banged her real quick she wouldn't even realise what happened?" So he circled back to the rooftop flew down with his Super Speed and "Woosh! Bam-Bam! Woosh!" had his way with her, zipping away before she even noticed. Wonder Women goes "WTF was that!!!??" And the Invisible Man goes, "Fucked if I know, but my arss is sore!!!"

The Doctor said, I can clearly see your nuts....