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avatar Good-Passenger6251 1 day.agoFarm Living is the life for me...
How is a device that measures angles like a farmer? They are both protractor.
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 1 day.agoToday I went to the library to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there…
Coincidence?
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avatar mimo05best 1 day.agowhat do you call a old person who loves video games?
a goomer 💪🏻👌
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avatar jar4677 1 day.agoHow much did buccaneers get paid?
$3.14/hr. It’s the pi rate.
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avatar andersonfmly 1 day.agoToday I learned the correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies...
Compost.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.agoMy children and competed to see who could compose the best sketch.
It was a draw.
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avatar shadowbannedoncemore 1 day.agoWhy did the Lyme Disease research initially fail?
Initial samples turned out to be lemons
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avatar lavransson 1 day.agoA surgeon is preparing a patient for an urgent and risky surgery
Before putting the patient under, the surgeon cautioned him, “We’re going to try to save your legs, but you have to understand it could go either way.” The surgeon tried her best to save the patient’s legs, but unfortunately, both had to be amputated. When the patient came to and realized the grim result of the surgery, he screamed at the surgeon, “You idiot, I’m gonna kick your ass and sue you into oblivion!” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry, but you haven’t got a leg to stand on.”
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.agoMy daughter asked me if I knew what an insect is called during the springtime.
I said May bee.
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avatar Suspicious-Bike-2725 2 day.agoWhat does car drivers and plane pilots have in common?
They both take off when things get too tired!
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