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avatar BuzzyBug 12 day.agoAfter some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock.
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 12 day.agoSex is like playing Bridge
if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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avatar KittenBoyPlays 14 day.agoWhat do rape victims and apps have in common?
They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 15 day.agoWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam.
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avatar ElieAJ21 16 day.agoA genie tells a woman she can have 3 wishes, but the husband will get everything 10-fold.
- I want 100 mil $ - I want an IQ of 160 - I want a minor heart attack
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avatar Dark_Lord_Slytherin 16 day.agoThe Waiter was happy he was getting a tip, but then glares at the Zombie couple, specially the boyfriend once he looked down. "Not that kind of Tip sir!"
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avatar ElieAJ21 17 day.agoI was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"
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avatar RickSlimes 8 year.agoFor every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.
Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge.
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