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avatar XxExcuzeMyLagxX 4 year.agoWhat do you call George Floyd's TV show?
The Fresh Prince of No Air
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avatar Xxotics 4 year.agoGiven the times in America cops really are a
Pain in the neck
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avatar felix11789 4 year.agoI called the suicide hotline in Iraq... they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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avatar Rav4xle 4 year.agoJust saw two tramps hitting each other around the head with cardboard.
They were having a pillow fight.
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avatar Rav4xle 4 year.agoI saw 2 blind guys squaring up to each other for a fight.
I shouted, “My money's on the one with the knife!" You should’ve seen them both run away.
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avatar adakshad 4 year.agoWhat do you call when a gay person gets 3rd degree burns?
LGBBQ
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avatar madazzahatter 6 year.agoI think women are a lot like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken...
So every once in a while, when no one"s looking...you just have to stick it in a handicap one.
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avatar notiddygothgf 6 year.agoI opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...
Prophets are going through the roof!
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avatar madazzahatter 7 year.agoMy new girlfriend really hates it when I use the words "retard" and "cunt"...
So I've promised to make a real effort to learn her kid's real names.
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avatar CeleresVerraden 8 year.agoWhat do Debbie Reynolds and 70's teens have in common?
They all stroked cause they wanted to be with Carrie.
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