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avatar PersonWalker 8 day.agoI’ve just been diagnosed as colourblind.
I know, I know, it’s certainly come out of the purple.
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avatar PersonWalker 8 day.agoWhy did the belt get arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
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avatar iFoegot 8 day.agoI’ve come to the realization that most French aren’t nice people
I mean, statistically speaking, they’re more likely to be from Lyon, Paris, or somewhere else
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avatar Kingisonhisway 12 day.agoRoses are Dead, Violets are dead
I’m a bad gardener.
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avatar Bang-a-lore 12 day.agoIt wouldn't have been a felony if Demi Moore had never married
It would've just been a Ms Demi Moore
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avatar jiodi 13 day.agoWhat idiot called him Harry Houdini
And not the Escape GOAT
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avatar yankeephil86 15 day.agoWhy are people under the impressions that having glasses means someone is smart.
It means they literally failed a test where the answers are directly in front of them. That doesn’t sound very smart if you ask me.
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avatar Sure_as_Suresh 16 day.agoEvery day, a man goes to a newspaper kiosk, buys a paper, glances at the front page, frowns, and walks away.
After weeks of this, the kiosk owner finally asks: "Why do you only look at the front page and never read the rest?" The man replies: "I'm looking for an obituary." Confused, the owner says: "But obituaries are in the back pages, in small print." The man calmly responds: "The one I’m waiting for will be on the front page."
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