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avatar 16 day.agoWhen does a bad joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
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avatar Correct_Put7489 19 day.agoThe doctor said, “Good news! The surgery was a success.” I said, “And the bad news?”
He said, “It wasn't yours.”
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avatar twl_corinthian 20 day.agoAn ice fisherman cuts a hole in the ice to catch some fish.
When he puts his fishing line into the hole, he hears a loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE." So he gets up, moves a short distance away, cuts another hole in the ice, and lowers in his line. Once again he hears the loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE." So he gets up again, moves a little way, cuts another hole, and lowers in his line. The voice says, even louder, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE EITHER." "Who *is* that?" the ice fisherman says, looking round. "Is that God?" "NO," says the voice, "THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
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avatar Famous_End_474 21 day.agoWhat a 19 years old virgin and a 50 years old divorced dad have in common
Their age range on dating apps.
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avatar whitestripe999 22 day.agoWhy can't two congruent supplementary angles ever win an argument?
Because they're both right.
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avatar JustaguynamedTheo 27 day.agoAn old man walks into a bar
He orders a drink (April fools).
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avatar ParticularRough6225 1 mon.agoWhy do the British pronounce it "bo'ole o' wa'ar"?
Because we tossed the T in the ocean.
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avatar Mageroth1987 1 mon.agoWhy did the White Chicken cross the road ?
to D.E.I
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avatar Shrimpchip01 4 mon.agoshould we change the subs banner?
Assad said he’d return after fleeing Syria. That really hit home - my dad said the same thing when he left for milk 12 years ago. Still waiting for either of them.
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avatar thisaintyouravgstonk 7 mon.agoI was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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