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avatar shadowbannedoncemore 19 hr.agoWhy did the Lyme Disease research initially fail?
Initial samples turned out to be lemons
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avatar lavransson 20 hr.agoA surgeon is preparing a patient for an urgent and risky surgery
Before putting the patient under, the surgeon cautioned him, “We’re going to try to save your legs, but you have to understand it could go either way.” The surgeon tried her best to save the patient’s legs, but unfortunately, both had to be amputated. When the patient came to and realized the grim result of the surgery, he screamed at the surgeon, “You idiot, I’m gonna kick your ass and sue you into oblivion!” The surgeon said, “I’m sorry, but you haven’t got a leg to stand on.”
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avatar Joel_Boyens 21 hr.agoMy daughter asked me if I knew what an insect is called during the springtime.
I said May bee.
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avatar Suspicious-Bike-2725 23 hr.agoWhat does car drivers and plane pilots have in common?
They both take off when things get too tired!
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avatar AppearanceSeparate93 23 hr.agoShow me your best "Tom Swifties"
I remember laughing at these for like an hour a couple years ago! I also saw a post like this from 2 years ago, on this subreddit, so credit to that guy for this idea. My favourites: "Hey! Use your own hairbrush!", Tom bristled. "Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete!", Tom repeated. "Woah! Is that Spider-Man?", Tom marvelled.
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avatar berkleysquare 23 hr.agoI got a big discount on an expensive painting I bought because it was badly scratched by a cat.
It was a Clawed Monet.
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avatar CorndogConspiracy237 23 hr.agoThe chefs in my local restaurant have been arguing about the correct temperature to heat the soup.
Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.
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avatar schnoodz 1 day.agoWhat do you call the mirror aisle at Walmart?
Self-Checkout
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avatar Yokelele 1 day.agoAs a monk, Mendel had to keep his children a secret…
They were human beans, after all!
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avatar mtytfto 1 day.agoLeftovers
The waiter asked if I wanted the box for my leftovers, I told him I don’t like to fight.
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